Think Again!!!


“Chhote, ek badaa goldflake denaa…” thodyaashya zad manaane me cigarette maagitli. Tar malaa baghun toh tapriwaala udaalach,
“ kyon saahab, mujhe lagaa aapne chhod dee, paanch chhe mahine se dekh rahaa hoon, harroz yahin se guzarte ho par dum marne nahi aate, aur aaj achaanak??? Memsaab se jhagdaa huaa kya???”

“ Kaun memesaab???” mee zaraa vaitaagunach vichaarla,

“ Arre wohi jo aapke saath harroz hoti hai…jo neelkamal mein rehti hai” bhaiyyala saglyaanchyi ityambhut maahiti hoti..

Me ek mothaa zhurkaa ghet mhatla, “koi memsaab vemsaab nahi hai, chal chaltaa hoon, arre yeh dukaan badi ho gayi, kaafi kamaa rahe ho”

“Saab ise bade hue toh chhe mahine ho gaye aapka dhyaan kahaan padtaa hai garibon kee taraf???”

Me nighaalo…actually toh bolla tyaat tathya hee hotach, maagche 6 mahine me ekaa veglyaach jagaat vaavrat hoto, Tilaa sodun jagaat azun kaahi aahe hee goshta malaa amaanya hoti aani tyaa mulech keeti tari goshtin kade me durlaksha kela hota..
Aata haa paanwaala..tyaachi ek chhotishi gaadi hoti, aata dukaan zaalay malaa pattach naahi, ase azun bharpur badal malaa maajhya darroz chyaa vaatevar disle,

divider laa agodar paandhryaa aani kalya pattya hotyaa, aata tyaa pivlyaa aani kaalya zaalya hotyaa,

King’s bakery paadun ek chhota café chaalu zhaala hota,

ek navin building hee construct hoat hoti, yaa saglyaa zapatyaane badalat chaallelyaa goshti, maajhya nazre aad kashyaa rahilya…

Bahutek majhi nazar tilaa sodun azun kaahi baghuch shakat navhti…

Barobar aahe…divasbhar baajuchyaa cubicle madhe basun suddha aamhaala kaamatun vel milat nase, ekaant milaaichaa toh fakt station varun gharaa paryant, tyaach 20 mintaat ek mekaana zaanun ghyaicho aani tyaatach me kadhi tari tichyaa premaat padlo, mhanje tee malaa aavdu laagli…
Premaat padna vagaire faar filmy hota…Evdhi kee tichya saathi mee maajhyaa saglyaat javalchyaa maitrinilaa durr kele hote, maajhi mothi
gold flake, kunaa saathi smoke karna sodnaryaatlaa mee navhto, pan ek divas tee mhanaali, “Jagaat bharpur chaangli kaarna aahet aani soyi aahet, ananda kinva dukh vyakta karnyaachyaa, tari loka dhuraala aani daarula kaa zaval kartaat kon zaane” bass tevdhach pure hota.

Tee ashich aahe, tirka bolte pan tumhaala uddeshun aani tumhaala te tochel yaachi dakshata gheun. Mhanje kuthlyaach prashnaala saral uttar naahi, hichaa salla vicharaaila java tar, Ho mhannyaa aivajee teeThink Again” mhante…
Actually tilaa Ho mhanaaicha asta, but khabardaar mhatlyaa saarkha. ‘Think Again’ mhante…


“Kimaya, haa shirt baraa vaat to…kaai bolte??”,
“Think again”

“Chicken Kababs maagvu kaa???”
“Think Again”

“Sandhyaakaali 7.45 chaa show aahe Fame laa”
“Think again”

Agadi patent dialogue...yaacha artha malaa kalto..tila mhanaaicha asta, Malaa aavadlaay, pan tu vichaar kar, Chaan aahe pan tu vichaar kar, Ho, me tayaar aahe, pan tu vichaar kar…ityaadi ityaadi

Aayushyaat kadhi Ho kinvaa Naahi mhanel tar shappath!!!

Sorry chuktoy…aaj tee NAAHI mhanaali….

Anyway, sampla sagla…

Mhanje, we can be friends, you still are very special to me, asle fill in the blanks saarkhe shabda tine vaaparle khare, pan aayushyaat nirmaan zaaleli he mothi POKLI mee bharun kashi kaadhu???

Damn it, how will I fill this blank space????????

Asaach vichaar aatmanirikshan karat chaalat raahilo, 20 mintancha rastaa aaj achaanak 40 mintaancha vaatat hotaa, nehmi gazbazlelaa asaaicha tari tee bolli ki sagla spashta aiku yaaicha aani aaz ratri paavne baaraalaa malaa shaantataa suddha aiku yeinaasi zaali aahe…

Ardhi odhleli cigarette pan fekun deeli aani chaalu laaglo, aayushyaat pahilyaanda kunaala tari swataah pekshaa jaast mahatva dila hota, aapan sodun azun kuni barobar aahe yaachi zaaniv pahilyandaach zaali hoti, mhanun
ticha sagla aikavasa vaataaicha, tee ragaavli kee tilaa “Tel laavat jaa” asa kadhi mhanaavasa vaatla naahi, Aaene kadhi maajhya saathi kapde nivadle naahit, pan maagchya sahaa mahinyaat ghetlelaa pratyek shirt hichya pasantinech ghetlaa,

Pathetic, Simply Pathetic…

Dusryaana nehmi Chidvaaicho, Be a Man..Kaai porgi saangte aani tu Karto...Self Esteem vagaire kaahi aahe kaa naahi...asle futkal dialogues marun mitraana shivyaa ghalaaicho, aani nanter me hee tyaatlaach ek zaalo hoto…

Aata swataahla pan tech sangaaichi vel aali aahe…Come On, Siddhesh, Be a Man…visar
tilaa…Sampla sagla…Kaai mhanun tu tilaa lagnaa saathi vichaarlas??? Sahaa Mahinyaanchyaa maitrilaa tu Prem samazlaas??? Disgusting…

Pan mann manaaila tayaar hoat navhta, Teene nakaar dilaa??? Malaa????

Ego…maajha prachand Ego dukhavla hotaa..mhanunach office sutlya sutlya tichyaa barobar ghari na jaata me straight Club var gelo, tine ekdaa hee vichaaraailaa fone naahi kelaa, tyaach naadat jevaicha pan visarlo, aani tine aathvan hee karun naahi deeli, kaal paryant tilaa me ghetlelaa ghaas an ghaas maahit hotaa…aani aaj achaanak…eetke duraavlo…

Forget it…aata ghari jaaun masta zopto, asa vichaar manaat aala…aani tevdhyaat fone vaazla…vaatla Kimaya asel..tichaa vichaar badal la asel tar??? Mhanun ghaaee ghaaee ne fone kaadhla..pan ticha navhtaa, Maushi chaa hotaa…

“Hello….” Me mhatla….

“Happy birthday beta….kuthe aahes?????”

“Ghari pohochtoy maushi…thanks “

“Savvis varsha chaalu zaala, aata lagnaacha manaavar ghyaa…”

“Ho baghu aata...Maushi dusraa call yetoy, udyaa bolto..thanks again” asa mhanun mee fone thevlaa…

Saglyaa naadat swataahchaach birthday visarlo..aani visarlo te barach zaala, kaai upyog..toh visarlelaach baraa…asa mhanat darvaaza ughadlaa…

Aani ekach gongaat zaala….sagle dive achaanak petle aani maajhya samor 10-12 jana aksharsha karrkkash ashaa suraat ‘ Happy Biirthday to you…Happy Birthday to you…Happy Brthday dear Siddya, Happy Birthday to you” asa besur oradu laagle…

Surprise zaalo hoto kharaa…but wasn’t a pleasant one…

Until…

haluch saglyaa madhun vaat kaadhat haathaat Cake gheun tee aali…

Aani maajhya samor Cake thevlaa…aani malaa hug karun happy birthday mhanaali…Dolyaat paanyacha ek themb tapkan aala aani tyaach panaavlelyaa dolyaane me cake kade baghitla…tyaavar Happy Birthday lihila navhta…

Tyaavar lihila hota….

“Think Again!!!”

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